The following list is NOT written by me but it was a forwarded message (the kind that says to send to five people
if you want to avoid bad luck!!). And I kind of liked the list. Its funny, charming and true. I hope you too like it.
30 Things Guys Want Girls to
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your
ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and
kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we
call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what
goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's
one of the reason's we're going out
7. Don't go into detail about your
period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask
you what's wrong, just tell us it's
that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us,
you would let us think that our
mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So
get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put
makeup on us. It's just
12. Don't make bets about us,
because one of your friends will tell
us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're
not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, N*SYNC, 98
Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee
accurately all of the time, but at least
we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you
don't have to apologize when you do something wrong.
17. You expect us to say and do
sweet things for you, but it would be
nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you
18. We can't always be
spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans
19. Don't ask us to beat up
another guy for you, cause you might get
what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts just
to see what we would
say. That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are
going to break up with us and laugh
when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't
fake anymore, but we like yours
23. Size doesn't matter, except to
idiots who don't want a
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat
down when we're done, you should
put it up when you're done.
26............ Don't tell us how
cute your ex-boyfriend was. That
doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way
to a guy’s heart is through his
stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other
guys. You might be that comfy with your
friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it
is after you rip out our heart,
stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We
know you're not always right, but we'll
pretend like you are anyway.
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